Operatives within Tom’s camp have leaked the results of Tom’s exclusive investigation of the photoshopping of Kylie Jenner’s butt and related matters.
First the good news, using Tom’s proprietary testing methods, Tom has determined that Kylie Jenner’s breast enhancements meet of exceed the high standard of Lindsay Lohan in her white sweater appearance in Los Angeles Superior Court.
The results of the Jenner butt photoshopping are very dark. To has learned that famous Hollywood asses such as Cher, Alec Baldwin, Barbara Streisand, Tom Hanks, Kaitlyn Jenner and Ellen DeGeneres have been hit. All are now qualified to appear in future episodes of “Keeping Up With The KardASSians”.
Behind these dark deeds is not other that Vlad “The Bad” Putin who is rumored to be planning to Photoshop the butt of Barack O’TomA himself.
Truth According To Tom 
Oh goodness, dark findings indeed!