Tag Archives: Lance Armstrong

PEDs: Tom loads up to improve Blog performance

Posted on July 10, 2013 by tom

Seeing the magic bullet that Performance Enhancing Drugs (PED) have done for the performance of Lance Armstrong, A-Roid, Ryan Braun and 20 others from Major League Baseball, Tom is loading up in a desperate attempt to improve his Blog performance. … Continue reading →

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Is the Administration of Tom the Terrible already in shambles?

Posted on January 23, 2013 by tom

As we enter the second day of the Tom the Terrible Administration, rumors have it that Tom the Terrible is already in trouble.  The Secretaries of Labor, Defense, State, Interior, Treasury, Transportation, Defense, and Energy have indicated they are leaving … Continue reading →

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Tom confesses to Oprah: “I did not use PEDs”

Posted on January 16, 2013 by tom

In a heartfelt and dramatic interview with Oprah Winfrey on the Oprah Winfrey Network (OWN) to generate money and power for Oprah Winfrey, Tom confessed that he did not use Performance Enhancing Drugs (PED).  The proof of this is any … Continue reading →

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In a surprise announcement, Tom announced Lance Armstrong will enter the Tour de TomVille

Posted on August 24, 2012 by tom

Tom was awash in self congratulations as he announced that No Time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong will compete in this years Tour de TomVille. The entry of Armstrong should bolster sagging Access Cable TV ratings and bring in … Continue reading →

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